"I was like, 'This is Madonna's underwear.' Of course, it didn't fit me." --Felicity Huffman

"I can give you a definite 'no' on that. In one word: No. In two words: Hell no!" --Kid Rock

"The Jonas Brothers are on the same cover [as me], so it kind of removes some of the coolness of that, I guess." --Seth Rogen

"I said what I said, and it was wrong." --Noel Gallagher

"Everything is at stake on this album. Everything." --Brandon Flowers

"When you see pictures of 'Lily in tears again,' it's not because I'm hungover. It's because people are pointing at me like an animal in the zoo." --Lily Allen

"[We are] beyond thrilled and blessed, elated and saturated in happiness. Thank you for all of the amazing positive energy and beautiful well wishes." --Lisa Marie Presley

"I have never [imitated] black music in her idiotic way. She requires vast amounts of drugs to hide the fact that she is fake." --John Lydon

"She has no talent. The timing was right for her. [But] it's over. So I'd say Paris is infamous." --Sharon Osbourne

"[It's] ... cultural depravation in its most vulgar and displeasing-to-look-at form. It's suicide as a lifestyle." --Ted Nugent

"If those little girls slept with as many men as they say in the tabloids, why their little butts would have more fingerprints than the FBI!" --Dolly Parton

"I have always been a fan of the wisdom and power of the mustache. [It's] a feeling of deep pride and sophistication." --Jim James

"When I cut my hair short, my career tanked for about four years." --Sheryl Crow

"One of my favorite girls [was blond]. So we were like, 'you have to have brown hair.' You're not going to see another blonde on stage." --Avril Lavigne

"[I play] a prostitute on the beach. She introduces ... the world of sexuality. I'm just thrilled." --Fergie